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At Smith Family Dentistry, we LOVE to laugh! Check out our featured dental joke for this month, and check back each month for a new joke!

Featured Joke of the Month

Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
A: Caps and robbers

Past Jokes of the Month

Q: What does a dentist do on a rollercoaster?
A: He braces himself.

Q: What did they give the "Dentist of the Year?"
A: A little plaque

Q: What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea?
A: Denis.

Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won't hurt a byte

Q: What is a dentist's office?
A: A filling station

Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A: A molar bear

Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
A: "You have a hole in one. "

Q: Why did the deer need braces?
A: He had buck teeth.

Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal!

Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
A: Dracula's dentist

Q: Why does a dentist seem moody?
A: Because he always looks down in the mouth.

Q: What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out?
A: The dentist

Q: What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
A: Fill me in when you get back

Q: At what time do most people go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty (2:30).

Q: Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world?
A: "The Dentist will see you now."

Q: Why do dentists like potatoes?
A: Because they are so filling.

Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.

Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?
A: He was already taking out a tooth

Girl: Why did the king go to the dentist?
Boy: I don't know, Why?
Girl: To get a new crown!

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